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July 30, 2024
FOOD: Food is important to me because I love to eat. It’s part of having a good vacation. Food at Iberostar Coral Level is terrible. We might as well be eating Corals, because this is another Level of terrible. I was wishing there was a McDonalds nearby, or any other food, really. They only served terribly prepared, unseasoned, cheap quality food. They cannot cook, whatsoever. I also went to the buffet at Iberostar Selection (the main hotel building) and it was equally terrible! In this review, I will tell you about each food category: Carbohydrates: Overcooked, unseasoned rice and beans. The rice had fragments of seashells in it, which I found out by hearing loud crunching sound when chewing. It was awful. No potatoes. Where are the potatoes??? Fries??? Mashed potatoes??? Nope. Sorry. There was some bread, but even the bread tasted hollow. It should come fresh out of an oven, baked to perfection, but instead it’s dry and hollow, with no flavor. How do you mess up bread? The pasta was also cold and drenched in terrible tomato sauce that didn’t taste like tomatoes. Protein: The meat was not cooked well; it had no color, and no flavor. Cheap cuts of beef were unchewable. There was unseasoned, bland pork, and overcooked, dry chicken. For some reason, the chicken is chopped up into nonsensical pieces. Why can’t they have thighs, drums, breasts? Seems like it was cooked by Freddy Kruger. No shrimps, crabs, lobsters, nothing! Are we in the Caribbean? Is there an ocean here, maybe? The only seafood they served was black mussels, but they taste like fish oil. Also, the mussels and clams were covered in flies at the Selection buffet, which was repulsive. It is the worst cooking and management I have ever encountered. Ham and cheese? Kill me, please. These terrible ham and cheese sandwiches are served all over Cuba—at the airport, at the hotels. They all have the same bland, terrible taste. Plants: They had pickled jalapenos, which tasted good, and were surprising to find. There were fresh cucumbers as well, thankfully. There were no other vegetables. No tomatoes, no potatoes, no onions, nothing. It was just sad. I don’t remember seeing any fruits, except papaya. Desert: The desert was bad too, lacking any moisture and sweetness. It was like eating dried bread. I am not kidding. Snacks: The store had no snacks to buy (no chips, no chocolate), but only terrible cookies and soggy waffles. Drinks: The coffee was good, but the sweet drinks were made out of cheap powder, knockoff of real Coke and real fruit juice. Awful taste, too sweet. I don’t drink alcohol, so I can’t comment on the cocktails, but I am sure they are just as bad. Cigars: While cigars are not a food, they are technically a gastronomic indulgence. I expected at least to find cigars at a Cuban resort. The cigar shop was closed, and there were no cigars to be found anywhere. Overall, I cannot stress enough how bad the food was. Someone needs to do something about this. I would g