Niuniudaxiaohuoban
January 17, 2026
This hotel, often hyped as an 'influencer hotspot,' frankly feels a bit superficial, from the room decor to the quality of service.
1. It's practically a postnatal care center party here! Some floors mix regular guests with a confinement center, and you'll see nannies wandering around the elevators.
2. I had two suitcases and a gym bag, and no one offered to help with luggage upon check-in.
3. The bathroom sink is so shallow; is it designed to splash water all over guests, or to spray backward onto the counter, making guests slip right at the door?
4. Is the room phone just a prop?
5. While waiting for the elevator, a staff member walked out, saw my two suitcases and bag, and blatantly and silently walked past me into the supply room as if I wasn't even there.
6. After checking out, I sat in the lobby lounge for a bit. Waiter A asked if I needed warm water and then left. Shortly after, Waiter B came over and said, 'This is the lobby lounge; if you want to rest, you should use the chairs near the front desk.' Seriously, is your lobby lounge so packed today that you need me to vacate my seat?
7. The pool is supposedly famous in Hangzhou, but it's not actually that big. And fine, it's small, but is it just for aesthetics or what? Why isn't there an anti-slip mat on the ground?
Goodbye 👋
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