Vacation29054477230
June 9, 2024
Where to start? We are now home after a 7 night stay at this hotel through Jet2. I have to agree with all the recent negative reviews - this hotel was a major disappointment. First of all, the wrist bands. My only experience of wrist bands is for all inclusive holidays, not half board. So you can either load up your wristband with cash when you arrive or pay for drinks etc by card because this hotel is cashless. The wristband also gives you access to your room (good luck with that). The room: small is an understatement. In order for both of us to pass each other inside the room we had to step aside to let the other one pass! Insufficient storage for a couple. We had two very shallow drawers inside the wardrobe. That's it, and we were there for a week. There were no hooks on the back of doors or anywhere else in the room, so we had to use our imagination and use our giant towel pegs to hang things on. The bathroom didn't have any shelves, cupboards or hangers to place anything - just a single hook for your towels. Although the bathroom was a reasonable size the layout was wrong. The wash basin and the loo were so close together that you have to sit sideways on the loo. I was astonished that a 4 star hotel provided plastic party cups that were so flimsy they fell over when used. Seriously? So, nowhere to store your toothbrush and toothpaste and definitely not suitable for your nightcap on the balcony. Also, why do hotels never place mirrors near an electrical socket? We don't all want to use the hopeless little hairdryer attached to the wall in the bathroom. The restaurant: put it this way, I came home weighing less than I went away. Boring and bland does not cover the food. One exception was the pizza on offer which was incredibly salty. No variety - the same cheap cuts of meat, poor quality veg which was either undercooked or overcooked. Even the desserts were awful. The cheese selection was the same every evening and consisted of one blue cheese, Brie and a Manchego alternative. Breakfast was much better with little to complain about. The juice was not fresh but concentrated and watered down a lot. The fruit on offer was mostly melon, melon and melon. Anything else didn't look appetising. If you want a drink with your meal you wait until a waiter is available to come to your table and take your order. That's if he/she is not already running around collecting plates and setting tables, too. If you're placed on a table out of a waiter's direct line of sight forget getting any drinks. The bar: just one long queue. Bar staff clearly not happy in their work - don't blame them, there's frequently only one person on each shift and every transaction is done via a handheld piece of equipment which takes absolutely ages. I'm not sure if we paid the same price for the same round twice either. No table service for a 4 star hotel. The safe in the room: pay E3.50 per day for hire. Pool towels: pay E3.50 per day for hire with a