Madagascar: 9 days closer than ever to crazy shopping
🌴[Magical Madagascar Tour]🌴—Lemurs dancing on your head, baobab trees striking better poses than you!
**📸 Must-see attractions:**
1. **Avenue of the Baobabs**
- These chubby, thousand-year-old "sky radishes" (trees: are you being polite?) are stunningly beautiful at sunset! It is recommended to come in the evening. Be careful of lemurs stealing the spotlight when taking pictures. They are local internet celebrities.
2. **Andasibe National Park**
- Here, you can hear the magical singing of the Indri lemur (which sounds just like you singing off-key in the shower). Friendly reminder: don't compete with them, you'll lose.
3. **Isalo National Park**
- Alien landscape + natural swimming pool. After hiking, jump directly into "God's bathtub" to cool off. Remember to bring a swimsuit, and don't imitate the locals by skinny-dipping (you'll be watched).
4. **Nosy Be**
- White sand beach + transparent sea = lazy person's paradise. When snorkeling, sea turtles may roll their eyes at you: "This person swims so badly."
**🍌 Foodie radar:**
- **King of street food:**
- **"Mofogasy" (Madagascar rice cake)**
Soft, glutinous, and sweet. You can eat your fill for a dollar. Locals will teach you the correct way to eat it: grab it with your hands. Utensils? They don't exist!
- **"Romazava" (national dish stew)**
Green leaves stewed with meat and rice. It tastes like your mom's health soup (but more wild).
- **Seafood ecstasy:**
Just find a barbecue stall in a coastal town. Lobster is so cheap it feels like a crime (an average of CNY 50 will get you all the lobster you can eat. Remember to bargain, and your acting skills must be exaggerated).
**🛏️ Poor man's happy house (accommodation recommendations):**
- **"Lemur Hostel" (near Andasibe)**
CNY 30/night, zero soundproofing, but lemurs will wake you up in the morning (all-natural alarm clock, bad reviews are invalid).
- **Beach cabin (Nosy Be)**
CNY 100/night, the sea is right outside the door, and crabs may knock on the door in the middle of the night to borrow salt.
**🚗 Transportation code words:**
- Taxi? No, it's a "carpooling maniac" (it only leaves when it's full, and your legs may have close contact with the chicken coop).
- Long-distance buses are called "Taxi-brousse," and they are a little faster than sloths. It is recommended to bring snacks + diapers (not a joke).
**💡 Fun fact:**
- Locals say "take your time" = wait at least 2 hours. Madagascar time ≈ your watch × 2.
- Don't scream when you see a chameleon. They are shyer than you (inner OS: these two-legged beasts are so noisy).
✨**Ultimate advice:**
Throw away the travel guide! The essence of Madagascar lies in the waterfalls you encounter when you get lost, the nights you spend dancing awkwardly with the villagers, and—the innocent look on the lemur's face after it steals your snacks.
(Settlement method for copywriting fees: please mail me a baobab tree seed, thank you)🌵