HOTEL NO
1 night
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1 room, 2 adults, 0 children
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HOTEL NO
Campsite
388 Flinders Lane, Melbourne, Victoria 3000, Australia
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Amenities
Wi-Fi in Public Areas
Private parkingFree
Café
Luggage Storage
Valet Parking
Express Check-In and Check-Out
English
Room Service
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Property Description
With a stay at HOTEL NO, you'll be centrally located in Melbourne, steps from Collins Street and 11 minutes by foot from Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre. This boutique hotel is 0.6 mi (1 km) from Crown Casino and 0.6 mi (1 km) from Melbourne Central.
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8.0/10
Very GoodCleanliness8.0
Amenities8.0
Location8.0
Service8.0
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Surroundings
Metro: Flinders Street
(630m)
Metro: Southern Cross
(910m)
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Services & Amenities
Policies
23
Airstream
1 double bed
12m² | Floor: 1
Has window
Non-smoking
Air Conditioning
Private Bathroom
Refrigerator
Minibar
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Guest Reviews
8/10
Very Good
11 reviews
Verified Reviews- Cleanliness8
- Amenities8
- Location8
- Service8
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AI Summary
Centrally located hotel in Melbourne provides easy access to attractions. Guests appreciated comfortable beds, spacious bathrooms, and complimentary perks. Enjoyable amenities include heated spa and lawn games.
Guest User
December 17, 2024
I've had Hotel No on my bucket list for sometime, as I love a quirky property and this one certainly fitted the bill! I stayed overnight in the Airstream furtherest away from Flinders Lane. It was clean, but the bathroom unfortunately smelt like a sweaty locker room. Luckily the bedroom/lounge area smelt fresh and the bed was very comfortable. I enjoyed the complimentary mini bar items and it was lovely to sit outside the Airstream surrounded by the other rooms on the rooftop. When I arrived, I had trouble with app to open the Airstream door and locate the room number, but it is just a matter of pressing the app twice and your number appears, unfortunately I had to get assistance and I was desperate to use the toilet at the time, so the delay having to get assistance wasn't exactly appreciated. Anyway, after the Airstream no. was located, the app. then worked perfectly. No Hotel is well situated for shopping, theatre and dining- Melbourne's new Mercato Centrale is only a five minute walk away. The hotel is situated on the roof of a carpark and complimentary parking comes with your stay. I thoroughly enjoyed my stay, but one night was enough.
Guest User
December 14, 2024
HOTEL NO A BIG NO Dirty, deceitful, dishonest and an extraordinary bad attitude with no customer service Coffee, clean linen and face washers would have been appreciated but there response was maybe you should stay somewhere else Storage King would have been a better option and you actually know that the terms and conditions you entering into And also it is clean
Guest User
December 4, 2024
We went here for my husband’s birthday, cute concept but not a nice experience. The place is run by an ego ****** who thinks her opinion is more important than customer feedback. Repeated reviews about no coffee, no face washers and dirty grey bed linen all seem to fall on deaf ears with an arrogant response. It’s a definite NO for us!
Guest User
November 25, 2024
We stayed last night. Was so looking forward to it, based on the awesome marketing images and some reviews we had read Pros: *unique experience, something different. *good service when we called with an issue with the spa *mini bar Cons: #Keys didnt always work, luckily the cleaner helped on 2 occassionas as it kept saying "no key found". Other times it worked fine. So a bit odd at how inconsistent it was. #Its super noisy, sooo many people were screaming and partying all night on the street and the airstreamer is not equipped for any sound proofing at all. You could hear every car go past, all the ambulances and city noise. It would be better if they had them on a higher building. #Bathroom ceiling leaked so the floor was wet and water would drop on us #unfortunately the spa wasn't working so we couldn't make use of it, I did get help when I called but after waiting first 10 minutes and then 30 minutes (on advice from Notel), we gave up as we had dinner plans- so that extra upgrade was sadly a waste for us. :( I would have preferred to just get the regular airstreamer Overall its a unique idea but it needs some work for the price tag. . Seamless entry, better understanding of getting in, maybe remove the no entry sign off the pink door and replace it with HOTEL NO for starters, better insulation and a higher roof top would definitely improve everything. If we hadn't paid the upgrade I would have been happier as we wouldn't have had the issues with the spa.
Guest User
February 29, 2024
My wife and I had a great time staying a night at the Notel. We paid the extra for the one with the spa, which was well worth it. More private outdoor area and the spa was heated and ready to go when we arrived. We failed the roller door challenge only because we had the wrong roller door (our fault)! Hint: The pink normal door from the street is your first one! Tara - our super friendly Notel helper - steered us in the right direction, and shared a laugh with us. She was also really helpful with queries leading up to our stay. Thanks Tara! The caravan itself was great. Super strong shower in a large bathroom was a bonus. As some other reviewers have said, the caravan can be a bit hot in the summer and the aircon is not super strong, but there is a fan as well, which made sleeping for me easy. My wife is a light sleeper and woke up a couple of times from city noise (totally expected), so perhaps a set of ear plugs for others might be an idea. I myself had no trouble sleeping through. Free coffee from the very Melbourne / European style laneway coffee place downstairs in the morning capped off a great experience. If you come not expecting a hotel (as the name suggests), and with a sense of fun and adventure, you'll have a great time like we did. Really recommended.
Guest User
August 23, 2023
My 7 year old and I stayed for a Mummy daughter surprise this week and I'm speechless! I was nervous reading negative reviews and we usually stay at Crown hotels so wasn't sure if I had made the right choice. From before our stay with the wonderful Tara offering to have a kids tent set up to surprise my daughter, to the fun little emails leading up, I was getting excited. On the day the car park attendant was so lovely and welcoming as were the Cafe staff. Once we got in I actually couldn't work out which one ours was but saw the kids tent set up through the window. Opening the door to our airstreamer we were blown away! The pink was so cool, the kids set up was beautiful and everything was such high quality. Sheridan towels, amazing sheets and the coolest free mini bar! Even got a lovely hand written note and a bottle of Yarra Valley Rose to toast the Matildas that night. It was so so clean inside and regarding some of the reviews, surely people realise that they are 50+ year old airstreamers and on a CBD rooftop, the windows etc can't be immaculate but it adds to the charm The rooftop had fun games that my daughter loved and the breakfast box from downstairs was absolutely amazing. I honestly can't rave about our experience enough and my daughter has begged for us to stay again, but next time to upgrade to the airstreamer with benefits. Thanks for giving us the most magical, unique Melbourne experience. Don't be fooled by Hotel No, it's not a hotel, it's actually more special! So many extras included for a great price!
Guest User
April 11, 2023
Coolest staycation one can do in Melbourne. What an idea putting airstreams on a roof top. Top 😀 The whole experience is fun. How to get in, free parking, free mini bar, the set up of the area, decoration and the shower. Yes what a great shower. Many hotels don’t have such good shower. Absolute worth doing it. We loved every second.
Guest User
March 22, 2023
I have read so many reviews on this experience and I was shocked to see so many negative! We booked online as is the only way to book and then I called the next day to see if it was ok for 2 cars to park….not a problem at all…midweek no charge! Hotel No make it quite clear this is an experience, it’s about discovery and it was soooo much just working out how to get in! Once we stepped out to the vans it was clean, fun and quite private even though the communal area is in the middle, we only saw 2 other guests and I believe they were sold out! Inside our airstream I was again blown away it was spotlessly clean, airy and much bigger than I thought. The little things…mini bar that you can add to….the size of the bathroom and the shower…..it was heaven! This is not for anyone wanting a 5 star hotel but for people who want an experience and something a bit different…highly recommended.
Services & Amenities
Most Popular Amenities
Wi-Fi in Public Areas
Private parking
Free
Café
Luggage Storage
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Internet
Wi-Fi in Public Areas
Parking
Private (exclusively for guests) is available On-site parking. Reservation not needed.
Private parking
Free
Valet Parking
Front Desk Services
Express Check-In and Check-Out
Luggage Storage
Languages Spoken
English
Food & Drink
Room Service
Café
Public Areas
No Smoking in Public Areas
Elevator
Safety & Security
Security Alarm
Smoke Detector
CCTV In Public Areas
Security Personnel
Fire Extinguisher
Property Policies
Check-in and Check-out Times
Check-in: 15:00–24:00
Check-out: Before 11:00
Self check-in: Contact the property for the access code
Child Policies
Children of all ages are welcome at this property.
Additional fees may be charged for children using existing beds. Add the number of children to get a more accurate price.
Cots and Extra Beds
For all room types, cots can be added, but extra beds cannot be added.
Fees for extra beds and cribs are not included in the total and must be paid at the hotel.
| Age | Fee |
|---|---|
Children 1 year old and under | Extra cot: Free |
Breakfast
TypeWestern
StyleSet menu
Opening hours [Mon - Fri] 07:00-10:00 Open
[Sat - Sun] Closed
| Age | Fee |
|---|---|
Adult | Set menu:AU$ 25.00 per person |
Additional breakfast fees are not included in the total and need to be paid at the property.
Deposit Policy
DepositDeposit required
Deposit Collection MethodsA fixed amount of AU$ 200.00 is charged.
Deposit Payment MethodsThis property accepts credit cards
Deposit RefundThe deposit will be returned to the original account of payment within 7 days after check-out.
Pets
Pets are not allowed
Service Animals
Service animals are allowed
Age Requirements
The main guest checking in must be at least 18 years old.
Paying at the Hotel
- Cash
Property Description
- Opened: 2015
- Number of Rooms: 5
With a stay at HOTEL NO, you'll be centrally located in Melbourne, steps from Collins Street and 11 minutes by foot from Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre. This boutique hotel is 0.6 mi (1 km) from Crown Casino and 0.6 mi (1 km) from Melbourne Central.
Take in the views from a rooftop terrace and make use of amenities such as complimentary wireless internet access.
Free valet parking is available onsite.
Make yourself at home in one of the 6 guestrooms featuring iPads and iPod docking stations. Rooms have private furnished patios. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms with showers feature designer toiletries and hair dryers.
Take in the views from a rooftop terrace and make use of amenities such as complimentary wireless internet access.
Free valet parking is available onsite.
Make yourself at home in one of the 6 guestrooms featuring iPads and iPod docking stations. Rooms have private furnished patios. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Private bathrooms with showers feature designer toiletries and hair dryers.